***WARNING***

***Warning***Warning***Warning***

For the women I may run into 

you may have an attraction pulling you toward me,

but it is not me it's my husband's Axe Body Soap 

for I have run out of my incident Dove Soap!

You have seen the Axe commercials and 

are aware of the dangerous attraction it holds.

So when you see me you may want to run

(or at least cross the street)

so we won't have to explain the malicious acts you end up doing 

to your guy or mine!

But I must worn you if you do act on the attraction 

it may be recorded for their delight! 

 LOL!